I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I need a beard to bite.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He did a backflip because drugs
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