do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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