Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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