Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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