Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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