doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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