If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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