we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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