Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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