Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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