Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
we're so committed to being not committed
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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