White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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