Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
No subtext here. People are naked.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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