VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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