girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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