I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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