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I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
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