I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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