Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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