i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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