Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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