That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm at about main and main street
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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