Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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