he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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