Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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