I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
