I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize