The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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