did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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