After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
dude. I can hear the air.
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