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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.

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• (661): View more from California

  When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  he bit THROUGH my nipple

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  plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.

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• (949): View more from California

  Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.

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