Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.

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(360): View more from Washington

Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month

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(415): View more from California

There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.

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(727): View more from Florida

i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.

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(229): View more from Georgia

I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.

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(469): View more from Texas

I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.

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(248): View more from Michigan

While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.

(248): View more from Michigan

"The More You Know"

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