But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
No stitches, just platelets and will power
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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