Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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