I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he puts the penis in happiness.
I looked at my own cervix.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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