porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
4 words: hood of his car
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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