are you so shy because you have an std?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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