OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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