She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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