My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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