So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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