One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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