talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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