But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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