2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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