I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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