The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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