Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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