im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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