I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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