Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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