They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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