I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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