I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I love you.
Bad choice
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