Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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